Texting me is like me paying to talk to you

which no senses make.

text me not.

(unless urgent)

PEAS OUT.    ( -_-”)Y

My knee is fugly

I was gonna put a picture up, but my knee(你） grossed me out. It looks like someone squished a bug(ger like you) onto my knee. it looks like a disease(d face like yours). A purple, yellow, and green softball could be mistaken for my knee (or the size of your nonexistent brain). UGH (you’re) SO UGLY.

Today I found out the reason why I did not get any financial aid

My dad accidentally wrote on the application that my income was the same as his -_-

This phone is not nearly as comfortable when it’s in my butt pocket.

I kind of like the idea of not knowing who’s calling me. It’s like a surprise!

I didn’t recognize the importance of area codes until college.

It’s amazing that there are actually numbers that are duplicated in different parts of the country…I mean there are like what…10^7 possible phone numbers?

edit:

…oh wait that’s like 10 million phone numbers….and 300 million people in the US.

fail.

Today I typed my name as Stephanime.

It was on accident.

I don’t think that fact makes it any better. I think it makes even worse…

I idiot

baking my cellphone,

hope I don’t lose my ringtone,

gotta say my phone got owned…

when I put it in the washer